Sunday, February 8, 2026

The Last Storm Moves On

(After the fall of the warming age)

When north winds loosed their ancient chain,
The world recalled its past in pain;
The steel grew still, the rivers froze,
And silence fell where no one knows.

The storm descended, vast and pale,
Through city spire and mountain vale;
Its voice was old, without remorse—
A god unmade yet set its course.

Four towers met the cutting breath,
Each reared to barter life for death:
One held old bones, one elder’s claim,
Two living men to meet their shame.

“Here,” cried crowds, “their works were done—
They sundered pact and poisoned sun;
The storms they sowed now reap them whole,
Cold judgment on the nation’s soul.”

The people prayed—no mercy came;
The frost entombed each vaunted name.
Ice sealed their crowns, their glories gone,
And still the storm went moving on.

For countless hands had shaped that hour;
Their comfort fed the engines’ power.
Now every hearth, each sleeping town,
Must wear the ice their choices crown.


© 2026 C.M. Joserlin, "Raven"
—Created in collaboration with Perplexity,
an AI writing assistant powered by GPT‑5.

Saturday, February 7, 2026

Moonlight

tinyurl.com/moonlyt

Moonlight,
Falling ’cross the field and forest,
Shines through trees and drapes, and no rest
Will be mine again tonight.

Cool white,
Fading ev’ry other colour,
Seems to make the world much smaller,
And much nearer to my sight.

Hunt-rite,
Freeing all my pent-in power,
Sends me run as swift from tower
As an eagle in full flight.

Bone-tight,
Forming new my frame and motion,
Sears along nerves like a potion
Given by a witch in spite.

Prey-fright,
Fresh from seeing my approaching,
Soon is ended by my poaching;
Thus the mercy of my might.

Daylight:
Flowers deck my dining table;
Sit wherever you are able;
Venison’s my cook’s delight!

— 7 Feb. 2026

© 2026 by C. M. Joserlin, “Raven”

[The Suno AI has composed and performed a tune for this song:]

Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Sonnet for Bottom

tinyurl.com/sonnetbottom

[Originally posted in 2021 via Disqus to The Hill, which dropped Disqus in December 2025.]

Gaius Claudius Glaber (Putin’s Favorite Bottom), having earlier declared, “Human beings live by lies. The question is which lies to unleash upon these dumb brutes?” and “the only way to Truth is through our divine sense of intuition.” — then said: “… you sanctimoniously lecturing me on Truth is like a dumb high school student or some ditz, circa 1610, lecturing Shakespeare on the intricacies of the iambic pentameter. … I have asked you this question before: are there any lies that you question? that you don’t believe in?”

My reply:

Un Sonnet Pour l’Âne   (One Tale No Puns Run)

Proclaiming yet again that all are Gulls —
Unlike himself, of course, supreme, alone —
This 🐴Bᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ, fed by base and dark impulse,
Insists the truth I told remains unshown;
Nay-says I’d metrify à la Shakespeare.
So let’s be clear: ——————————

First, *truth* (plain fact) is not the “Truth” you Capped —
A hint of Plato’s Ideal Realm set loose,
Voilà! Philosopher-Kings’ realms attrapped!
Oh, see the fallacy come into use:
Rome falls, kings rise, and then dictatorships;
In each the praising ideologists.
“Truth” serves the State’s and Party’s upmanships,
Excused from ties to *truth* of scientists.
Because of famine — called Golodomór
One census got destroyed, with counters’ layer;
Their numbers told too *much* truth of afore…
The Iron Maiden “Truth” — no life can bear.
One lie, you asked example, I eschew?
Most surely, now I’ve answered, you can rue.

[This 14-line sonnet, and its 6-line prologue, together form a double-acrostic verse. On the left edge, all the first letters of the first words of each line, read downwards, form one name. On the right, all the first letters of the last words of each line, read downwards, form another name. Oddly, they refer to the same person.]

— Raven, 12 Dec. 2021

Sunday, December 21, 2025

Honour (a poem)

tinyurl.com/honour-poem

Honour’s of the human heart —
A soft and fleshy mortal part,
Not hard-encased in gems and gold,
Immortal splendour, dead and cold.

Honour knows that others live,
Work and struggle, care and give;
Keeping faultless faith with these
Is honour’s way to feel at peace.

Honour scorns the bully’s path,
Easy anger, causeless wrath,
Trampling on the poor or weak;
Instead it’s honour’s help they seek.

Find a man who “honour” claimed,
But deeds done in the struggle shamed,
’Haps for power, ’haps for fame —
Doubt the claimant and the claim.

— 21 Nov. 2012

© 2012 by C. M. Joserlin, “Raven”

[The Suno AI has composed and performed a tune for this song:]

Monday, December 8, 2025

Growley

tinyurl.com/growley1

Growley, our latest rescue cat

Growley is a predator, a prowler, a sneak:
He’ll nip you in the hand or neck, just to hear you shriek;
He’ll claw you as he runs away, just for better speed —
Not in fear or self-defense, he never has that need.

Growley has a wide-eyed thirst or yen for ev’rything.
D’you miss a dangle-y, a piece with cords or string?
Then listen for the crunching, or tearing, as he chews
What used to be your object, past hope of further use.

Growley is a climber and a jumper, never doubt;
So please take care what fragile table items get left out.
And mind that door! Unless you wanted games of run-and-catch;
Here’s a lad who seeks the other side of ev’ry hatch!

But...

Growley is a cuddler, a lover, and a flirt:
He’ll pace your chest at midnight, to nestle on your shirt;
He’ll roll onto his back to let you rub his belly, fain —
And then the purring two-year-old will bite your hand again!

© 2025 by C. M. Joserlin, “Raven”

[The Suno AI has composed and performed a tune for this song:]

Sunday, December 7, 2025

The Ultimate Earworm

tinyurl.com/ultimate-earworm

[Inspired by Fritz Leiber's 1958 short story, "Rump-Titty-Titty-Tum-TAH-Tee".]

Here’s a little story that I think is sad:
Had a nasty headache left me feeling bad,
Headed for a coffee at a diner pad,
Heard a silly jingle in a TV ad —

     “Rump-titty-titty-tum-TAH-tee
     Rump-titty-titty-tum-TAH-tee
     Rump-titty-titty-tum-TAH-tee
     Rump-titty-titty-tum-TAH-tee”

Bouncing in my head all day, it wouldn’t stop;
On and off my feet, the rhythm made me hop;
Sounding through the night, it made my sleep a flop;
By the new day’s dawn, it had me fit to drop —

     “Rump-titty-titty-tum-TAH-tee
     Rump-titty-titty-tum-TAH-tee
     Rump-titty-titty-tum-TAH-tee
     Rump-titty-titty-tum-TAH-tee”

Down I went to diner pad to have a go
Setting straight the jingle mess that caused my woe;
On the TV there they played a single row:
All it said was, “Tah‑titty‑titty‑TEE‑toe.”

Wasn’t paid a penny for my day of sweat;
Didn’t even ask one for my sleep unslept;
All I asked and took in payment for that debt:
Throw into the alleyway that TV set!

© 2025 by C. M. Joserlin, “Raven”

[The Suno AI has composed and performed a tune for this song:]

Sunday, May 26, 2024

Northshield Bardic College Charter

tinyurl.com/nbccharter

The Northshield Bardic College was originally chartered in 1994 by the Middle Kingdom, to which Northshield then belonged. Once Northshield became a separate kingdom in 2004, for it to reissue the charter would be fitting; but this meant rewriting the verses with the date and place and issuing monarchs' names. Cerian Cantwr, the Chief Bard (Speaker) for that year, kindly invited me to revise my original:

In this the birth year of Our Realm
Of Northshield, which We proudly helm,
We King Siegfried, and Bridei Our Queen,
Greet all by whom these words are seen.

Witting full well the worth of arts
That move and mellow all mortal hearts,
And holding among these in high regard
The ancient and honoured craft of the Bard,

We confirm the words set down afar
By the Midrealm’s Catherine and Jafar,
That chartered the Northshield Bardic College
To take and teach this worthy knowledge.

Not only Bards but all deserve
To practice arts, and thus preserve
And pass them to posterity.
For this We grant authority

To foster Bardic Arts events
And bear its badge without hindrance
Its own officials to select
And all its members to protect.

Thus no other may demand
Punishment for verse ill-scanned
For meter mangled, rhymes mislaid
Or satires at the mighty made.

Members shall be answerable,
For such actions liable,
To the College of Bards alone;
The College answers to the Throne.

That skill in crafting all may seek,
Without ambition for a clique,
Be students ’rolled, and teachers named,
But let no other rank be claimed.

Though “Master” and “Prentice” some may use,
Only between a pair who choose
In apprenticeship to teach and learn,
No rank’s conveyed by either term.

We charge the members let no fools
Administer the College rules,
But name a Council made of four
Whose terms shall last two years, no more.

Let them in turn appoint a Chief
Whose vote in ties provides relief;
Who shall for one year be their voice
In public, at the Council’s choice.

Let all who seek to be a Bard
Beware, the duty can be hard —
To sing the praiseworthy to fame
And give the blameworthy their blame.

A poet’s justice must you give,
And by the ancient creed must live:
“Y Gwir yn erbyn y Byd”, which says:
“The Truth Against the World” — always.

Let all give heed, and hence remember!
Done this fourth day of December
In the thirty-eighth year of the Society
At Our Court in Caer Anterth Barony.

[The Suno AI has composed and performed a tune for the original 1994 charter.]

[The Suno AI has also composed and performed a new tune for this 2004 charter:]